Dear G-d, my brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.

They are just kidding aren't they?


Dear G-d, if you watch me in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.


Dear G-d, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.


Dear G-d, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms.  It works with my brother and me.